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For the days when silence isn’t optional — it’s protocol. This shirt says exactly what you mean, and just so we’re clear: it’s not a suggestion. Ideal for gyms, errands, flights, holidays, and any setting where someone might confuse your existence with availability. Direct. Dry. Necessary.
• Soft, breathable Airlume cotton for maximum “do not engage” comfort
• Light stretch — because protocol still requires movement
• Pre-shrunk fabric so the message stays consistent even when you don’t
• Side-seamed construction for a clean, intentional fit
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz
• Solid colors: 100% combed & ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors: cotton/poly blend for the chronically overstimulated
Don'tTalkToMe-T
$32.00 USD
• Soft, breathable Airlume cotton for maximum “do not engage” comfort
• Light stretch — because protocol still requires movement
• Pre-shrunk fabric so the message stays consistent even when you don’t
• Side-seamed construction for a clean, intentional fit
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz
• Solid colors: 100% combed & ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors: cotton/poly blend for the chronically overstimulated